Monthly Archives: May 2010

Purple Flag

I stood with Dozier on the balcony watching the water crash beneath them.

Me: “Why is there a purple flag?”

Dozier: “It signifies the probability of dangerous aquatic animals.”

Me: “Seriously?”

Dozier: “Seriously.”

Me: “How do you know that?”

Dozier: “DUH! It’s common sense.”

Me: “For real. Did you read it in a book; see it on T.V.?”

Dozier: “You really should get out more.”